Sliding Ninja's (sometimes Stab)
Race:    Norse
Team Rating:    228
Treasury:    70,000
Head Coach:    Matt
Value of Team:    1,510,000
 
  
#
Name
Position
MA
ST
AG
AV
Skills
Injuries
COMP
 TD
INT
CAS
MVP
SPP
Value
1 Homer Jay Blitzer 6 3 3 7 Block, Frenzy, Guard, Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Piling On, Pro N
 2 3   15 2 51
90,000
2  
 Blitzer
 6
 3
 3
 7
 Block, Fenzy, Jump Up, Piling On
  
 
  
  
 2
 1
 9
 
3 Flitzen 2 Blitzer 6 3 4 7 Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Piling (AG+1)   3 4
   11
 4 57 90,000
4 Will Sasso Blitzer 6 3 3 7 Block, Frenzy, Guard, Jump Up, Mighty Blow  
       7
 3
 29 90,000
5
 Neo
 Catcher
 6
 3
 3
 7
 Block, Catch, Dodge (AG+1)
   1
 5
       16
 70,000
6 Nikko Tuscani Catcher 7 3 3 7 Block, Catch, Dodge (MV+1)     5     2
 25
 70,000
7  
 Lineman
 6
 3
 3
 7
 Block            
  
 50,000
8  
    
  
  
  
              
  
  
9  
 Lineman
 6
 3
 3
 7
 Block
          
    
 50,000
10 Chuck Norris Lineman 6 3 3 7 Block, Dirty Player, Tackle     1   2
 2 17 50,000
11 Bruce Willis Lineman 8 3 3 7 Block (MV+1) (MV+1)  
 1
 1
   4 2
 22 50,000
12 Jean cluade Van Dam Lineman 6 3 3 7 Block, Dirty Player, Tackle     1     3 18 50,000
13 Snake Eyes Lineman 6 3 3 7 Block N
         1 5 50,000
14 Mongo Ogre 5 5 2 9 Block, Bone-head, Guard, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate         7
 3
 29
 120,000
15 Sly Chaos Warrior 5 5
 3 9 Block (ST+1)
     3
    
2
 19
 100,000
16 Richard Dean Anderson Thrower 6 3 3 7 Accurate, Block, Dump-Off, Kick, Pass, Sure Hands   40
 3
   1
 1
 56
 70,000
 
Re-rolls 4
240,000
Fan Factor 12
120,000
Assistant Coaches 1 10,000
Cheerleaders    
Apothecary 1 50,000
Team Sorceror    
The Mini-crush 2002
 
Hired #3 Flitzen 2 for 80k
Hired #6 Ugar for 50k

2002 Chaos Cup
 
Result
Opponent
Score
Casualties
For
Casualties
Against
Gate
Winnings
Notes & Highlights
Win Da Evil Gits 1 - 0 5 2 35,000 70,000 16 pts
Win Bring Out Your Dead 2 - 1 4 5 37,000 50,000 16 pts - Double Overtime
Loss Edge Play 0 - 3 2 2 51,000 80,000 2 pts
Win Crypt O' Knights 2 - 0 1 4 56,000 70,000 17 pts - Steven Segal Zombie
Win Mud City Manglers 1 - 0 5 1 50,000 40,000 16 pts
Loss Song And Endzone Dance 0 - 2 3 2 70,000 60,000 3 pts
Win Greenfield Grasshuggers 2 - 0 9 0 84,000 60,000 17 pts
Win Forty Miners 2 - 0 3 1 65,000 80,000 17 pts
Loss Lady Ramkin's Swamp Dragons 0 - 1 0 3 76,000 30,000 Quarter Finals

2002 Blood Bowl Matches
 
Result
Opponent
Score
Casualties
For
Casualties
Against
Gate
Winnings
Notes & Highlights
Win Thundervale Warhawks 2 - 1 2 0 70,000 40,000 16 pts
Loss Orcland Raiders 1 - 2 0 1 121,000 50,000 4 pts
Win Nurgle's Rotters 2 - 0 7 2 57,000 20,000 17 pts - #9 Jeff Spegman Rotted (and by Rotted I mean "schwag")
Win Edge Play 2 - 1 2 3 66,000 20,000 16 pts
Loss
 Bring Out Your Dead
1 - 2
 3
 2
 70,000
 60,000
 4 pts - Overtime
Win
 Flow Mechanics
2 - 1
 4
 2
 63,000
 20,000
 16 pts - Overtime
Loss
 Song And Endzone Dance
0 - 3
 0
 2
 67,000
 20,000
 2 pts - Player Strike (entire treasury)
Loss
 Fell Forlorn
1 - 2
 3
 3
 71,000
 30,000
 Quarter Finals - Overtime

The Crush 2002

Paid #1 Homer Jay 20k to stay

2003 Mithril Spike 

Result
Opponent
Score
Casualties
For
Casualties
Against
Gate
Winnings
Notes & Highlights
Loss
 Things That Go Bump In The Night
0 - 2
 1
 5
 72,000
 20,000
 #7 Illegal Drugs (is that what killed him?)
Tie
 Edge Play
 0 - 0
 4
 5
 90,000
 10,000
 Smelling Salts
Loss
 Thundervale Warhawks
 1 - 2
 2
 0
 64,000
 20,000
 6 turn Riot second half
Win
 Cubits
 3 - 0
 3
 2
 56,000
 20,000
 I'm The Greatest #2, #6 - Running Late #2, #6, #13

2003 Dungeonbowl

Result
Opponent
Score
Casualties
For
Casualties
Against
Gate
Winnings
Notes & Highlights
Loss
 Edge Play
 0 - 3
 1
 3
 68,000
 50,000
 Grudge Match - Assasin (KO'd #7)
Loss
 Ratlanta Cowards
 3 - 4
 6
 2
 84,000
 50,000
 #9, 10, 1, 5, 16 Running Late - Assassin KO'd #3 - #15, 13 Morley's Revenge - Hired Blitzer post match - #5 gained AG+1
Loss
 Sisters of Mercy
 1 - 2
 5
 2
 76,000
 60,000
 #5 Greased Shoes - #1, 13 missed match due to Virus - Blizzard changed to Sweltering Heat
















































Retired to Assistant Coach Positions
 
# Name Position Reason
8 Michael Dudikoff Lineman Smashed Knee during Chaos Cup 2002




















Gone to Valhalla (and by Valhalla I mean SWEET!)
 
# Name Position Match
7 Steven Segal Lineman Cypt O' Knights 2002 Chaos Cup (ressurected as a Zombie)
6 Ugar Catcher Song And Endzone Dance - 2002 Chaos Cup 
7
 Mr. T Black Orc Blocker Things That Go Bump In The Night - Mithril Spike 2003 
8
 Michael Dudikoff II
 Lineman
 Things That Go Bump In The Night - Mithril Spike 2003
9
 Stumpy Squishmaster
 Troll Slayer
 Edge Play - Mithril Spike 2003
2
 Chris Farley
 Blitzer
 Edge Play - Dungeonbowl 2003